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Saturday, January 12th, 2019 Alive 17,427 days

Death Valley

Death Valley is kind of a schist hole.

Darcie hates that joke.

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Saturday, January 12th, 2019 Alive 17,427 days

Edifice wrecks

This motel is appealing. Itʼs also a-cracking and a-crumbling.

Darcie hates that joke.

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Saturday, January 12th, 2019 Alive 17,427 days

Framed bloomers

I once suggested we frame Darcieʼs underpants and hang them on the wall. But she didnʼt like the idea until she saw it just now. I guess Darcieʼs just a late bloomer.

She hates that joke.

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Saturday, January 12th, 2019 Alive 17,427 days

Darcie holding a ceramic pot

When I heard that California legalized pot, I knew I couldnʼt stop Darcie.

She hates that joke.

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Saturday, January 12th, 2019 Alive 17,427 days

Darcie examining her new silver

Darcie bought a new necklace to match the one she has on. Her old necklace is Navajo silver. Her new necklace is Hi-Ho silver.

Darcie hates that joke.

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Saturday, January 12th, 2019 Alive 17,427 days

A horseback riding brochure

I wanted to take Darcie horseback riding, but she wonʼt go because she didnʼt pack her ranch dressing.

Darcie hates that joke.

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Wednesday, June 20th, 2018 Alive 17,221 days

Saw this while reading some Google documentation today:

Values equal to or greater than 1 will be ignored, and a value of 0 will completely shut your piehole.

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