Blathr Wayne Lorentz

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Showing blathrs with the tag “Humor.”

Smells the same

Thursday, May 4th, 2023 Alive 19,000 days

A Budget Waste truck

“Budget Waste?” I didnʼt even know the legislature was in town this week.

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Bean and cheese

Thursday, March 30th, 2023 Alive 18,965 days

What did one burrito say to the other burrito?

“Aaaaahh! Oh, holy shit! A talking burrito! Aaaaahh!”

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A couple of floaters

Tuesday, March 7th, 2023 Alive 18,942 days

“Bob” and “Greene,” the buoys

Buoy One: “I'm tired from all this waving.”

Buoy Two: “Yeah, it takes atoll.”

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Saturday, January 12th, 2019 Alive 17,427 days

Death Valley

Death Valley is kind of a schist hole.

Darcie hates that joke.

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Saturday, January 12th, 2019 Alive 17,427 days

Edifice wrecks

This motel is appealing. Itʼs also a-cracking and a-crumbling.

Darcie hates that joke.

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Saturday, January 12th, 2019 Alive 17,427 days

Framed bloomers

I once suggested we frame Darcieʼs underpants and hang them on the wall. But she didnʼt like the idea until she saw it just now. I guess Darcieʼs just a late bloomer.

She hates that joke.

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Saturday, January 12th, 2019 Alive 17,427 days

Darcie holding a ceramic pot

When I heard that California legalized pot, I knew I couldnʼt stop Darcie.

She hates that joke.

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Saturday, January 12th, 2019 Alive 17,427 days

Darcie examining her new silver

Darcie bought a new necklace to match the one she has on. Her old necklace is Navajo silver. Her new necklace is Hi-Ho silver.

Darcie hates that joke.

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Saturday, January 12th, 2019 Alive 17,427 days

A horseback riding brochure

I wanted to take Darcie horseback riding, but she wonʼt go because she didnʼt pack her ranch dressing.

Darcie hates that joke.

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Wednesday, June 20th, 2018 Alive 17,221 days

Saw this while reading some Google documentation today:

Values equal to or greater than 1 will be ignored, and a value of 0 will completely shut your piehole.

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