BlathrWayne Lorentz

Blathring in August, 2018.

Sunday, August 26th, 2018 Alive 17,288 days

Irony: The lady at Whole Foods pontificating about the horrors of genetically modified food, while holding a chorkie.

At least the dog knows it wonʼt get eaten.

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Friday, August 24th, 2018 Alive 17,286 days

A TRS-80 and a coffee at The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf

Relaxing, retro style.

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Friday, August 24th, 2018 Alive 17,286 days

A request for help from the vacuum cleaner

While I appreciate the vacuum cleaner putting in extra effort while I’m at work, the nearest cliff is like a half a mile away.

Itʼs going to have to find its own ride home.

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Thursday, August 23rd, 2018 Alive 17,285 days

Hugs are gluten-free. However, they often contain nuts.

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Saturday, August 18th, 2018 Alive 17,280 days

An expensive menu

I guess the Navajo Nation is going to buy back Arizona one $350 beer at a time.

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Sunday, August 12th, 2018 Alive 17,274 days

Wikipedia has 1,408 words about historical inaccuracies in the children's television show F-Troop.

This is what's wrong with the intarwebs.

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Saturday, August 11th, 2018 Alive 17,273 days

A map of a portion of Las Vegas, Nevada

This is what happens when real estate developers run out of names.

“Yeah, hello, Pizza Hut guy? Yeah, take a left on Spiced Butter Rum, then a right on Macadamia Nut, then a left on Frapuccino… *click* Hello?”

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♫ Mapmaker Mapmaker, make me a map ♫

Friday, August 10th, 2018 Alive 17,272 days

The output of htop showing a busy computer

I feel like I should feel bad about maxing eight cores for 10 days straight. But when you gotta render maps, you gotta render maps!

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Thursday, August 9th, 2018 Alive 17,271 days

I was reading a magazine and looked at the top of the page to see what time it is.

Iʼm a slave to technology.

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