Friday, December 28th, 2018 Alive 17,412 days
Today I learned that the program that started Apollo 11's rockets was called burn_baby_burn. Glad to see I'm not the only one banging out mirthful function names.
Today I learned that the program that started Apollo 11's rockets was called burn_baby_burn. Glad to see I'm not the only one banging out mirthful function names.
If youʼre not sure when itʼs OK to take down the Christmas decorations, choose from one of the following:
Whatʼs more annoying than someone who writes a check in the express lane? How about a couple of snowbirds who trim the wilted leaves off of their produce right there in the checkout line?
“We donʼt have all these leaves on our vegetables in Canada!”
And for those of you who have never shopped in a Las Vegas supermarket, yes thatʼs a baby casino in the background.
Cleaning the litter box is a lot more festive this time of year, what with all the butt nuggets threaded together with tinsel missing from the tree like the worst Christmas train ever.
Itʼs just not Christmas until the first cat barfs up a ball of tinsel.
Ever have one of those days when you think, “Wow, my web sites are really fast today!” and then you realize you spent the last hour tinkering on localhost?
I got a letter in the mail from my bank stating that it wants me to stop by so it can take my voice print to be used for accessing my safe deposit box.
My safe deposit box is 2,300 miles away, so good luck with that.
I wonder what people called Grammar Nazis before the 1930ʼs.
I find it curious that the Palestinian prime minister can take part in the annual lighting of the Christmas tree ceremony at Manger Square in Bethlehem; but in America, where we supposedly have the freedom to speak our minds, many people are afraid to even say the word “Christmas” for fear of losing their jobs.