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Blathring in May, 2018

Monday, May 28th, 2018 Alive 17,198 days

A screenshot of Match Game

On this day in 1974, Wayne Newton was more popular than a dead British scientist, but less popular than a cookie.

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Monday, May 28th, 2018 Alive 17,198 days

A voting sign

Thatʼs strange. I didnʼt even know Bumoto was running this year. Heʼs not on my ballot.

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Sunday, May 27th, 2018 Alive 17,197 days

A bad deal at Kroger

Hmmm… $1.50 each, or two for $5.00?

This is why the nuns pounded fractions into our heads in elementary school. So we wouldnʼt get ripped off by Kroger.

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Friday, May 25th, 2018 Alive 17,195 days

Iʼm at a Starbucks on the Las Vegas Strip. A couple of tourists at the next table figure it will take them about two hours to drive to San Francisco from here.

San Francisco is 528 miles away.

Maybe they drive a rocket sled.

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Thursday, May 24th, 2018 Alive 17,194 days

A soaring Starbucks sign

This is what happens when the Space Needle and the Stratosphere get it on.

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Wednesday, May 23rd, 2018 Alive 17,193 days

A pie chart showing why I stopped watching the Discovery Channel

This is why I donʼt watch Discovery Channel anymore.

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Wednesday, May 23rd, 2018 Alive 17,193 days

A can of Coca-Cola with “Share a Coke with a tailgaiter” printed on it

I think Iʼll put this in the back window of my car.

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Tuesday, May 22nd, 2018 Alive 17,192 days

If you spend 20 solid minutes trying to figure out the proper sequence for _']}');";, you might develop in a LAMP stack.

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Wednesday, May 16th, 2018 Alive 17,186 days

The end of the road

Sometimes in the desert, the road just ends.

Actually, more than sometimes. Quite often. And often quite abruptly, as the Desert Truckster's skidplate will testify.

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