BlathrWayne Lorentz

Blathring in December, 2019.

You donʼt have a dog

Thursday, December 19th, 2019 Alive 17,768 days

Try to hold your farts until you feed the dog. Few people can smell a fart over the stench of dog food, and if anyone says anything, you can still blame the dog.

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Tuesday, December 17th, 2019 Alive 17,766 days

One of Darcieʼs friends in Kowloon has started stocking up on toilet paper. She says that everyone is stockpiling supplies, especially paper goods, because of the flu thatʼs spreading on the mainland.

My spidey sense tells me this is going to be something big; especially if people in Hong Kong are that worried about it. Iʼm going to start picking up extra supplies, just in case. Paper goods, I guess. But also canned and boxed foods. Itʼs not like I donʼt have the room for it; and if nothing bad happens, Iʼll just save it all for the next earthquake, flash flood, or other natural disaster.

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