I donʼt intuitively understand the link between liquor stores and rabbits, but I approve of neon signs, so Iʼm OK with this.
Blathring in November, 2021.
Jimmy Stewart approves
Thursday, November 18th, 2021 Alive 18,468 days
Worth it
Tuesday, November 16th, 2021 Alive 18,466 days
Is this the most ghetto McDonaldʼs in America? Letʼs look at the facts:
- The dining room exists, but is permanently closed to the public.
- Orders are taken through a makeshift window built into the side door.
- The makeshift order window is reinforced with steel diamond plate.
- Even the bushes have 10-foot-tall iron fences surrounding them.
- There are multiple signs encouraging customers to bring their firearms to the restaurant.
The things I do for a McRib.

Feeling a little flat today
Saturday, November 13th, 2021 Alive 18,463 days
Thinking is hard
Thursday, November 11th, 2021 Alive 18,461 days
A column in todayʼs newspaper suggests, “Try a plant-based sweetener like Stevia” instead of sugar.
So what exactly to millennials think sugar is made from? Rocks? Oil? The dried, ground up bones of boomers?
Underground history
Tuesday, November 9th, 2021 Alive 18,459 days
If you wander through the tunnels under downtown Houston, you might run across this. Itʼs a slice of the old Cotton Hotel, preserved underneath the skyscraper known as 811 Main.
Thereʼs a plaque nearby which explains:
This façade belonged to the historic Hotel Cotton, built in 1913 on the southwest corner of Rusk and Fannin. The majority of the façade is from the original building, yet severe damage to the façade later in the hotelʼs history necessitated part of the structure be recreated.
The 11-story Hotel Cotton was developed by Almon Cotton, a wealthy, investment-loan man from Colorado. When the Cotton first opened its doors on Saturday, March 1, 1913, people called the building sensational — it was the first hotel in downtown Houston with a bath in all 152 rooms! Although it was located in what some still considered the countryside (the city had to clear weeds on adjacent land), the Cotton charged very high rates at $1.50 per room and had steady business from the start. The neighboring Stowers Furniture Company building, which still stands today, supplied the first furniture for the Cotton. One Houston newspaper later branded the Cotton as the “Shamrock of 1913,” which exemplifies its luxurious and impressive modernity at the time.
Soon after its opening, the Cotton passed through a series of owners, where its name was eventually changed to the Montagu Hotel. After falling into extreme disrepair, the hotel was demolished on January 20, 2007.
Monday, November 8th, 2021 Alive 18,458 days
Your beret is crooked
Thursday, November 4th, 2021 Alive 18,454 days
Wannabes
Monday, November 1st, 2021 Alive 18,451 days
The tech world in 2021:
- Meta wants to be the new Google
- Google wants to be the new Microsoft
- Microsoft wants to be the new Oracle
- Oracle wants to be the new IBM
Meanwhile,
- Apple wants to be the new Sony
- Amazon.com wants to be the new Sears
Nothing is new.