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He ainʼt heavy, heʼs my Santa

Friday, December 8th, 2023 Alive 19,218 days

Jesus is my homeboy. Santa is his heavy.

Apparently Jesus hired Santa to enforce the strip mall no skateboarding rule.

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Discount Santa

Saturday, December 2nd, 2023 Alive 19,212 days

Santa waiting for a train

It looks like this year we should be giving gifts to Santa.

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Ho ho, hmmm

Sunday, December 27th, 2020 Alive 18,142 days

I think the Santa side of Christmas deserves more examination.

We have created an entire season around parents giving gifts to their children, and then letting someone else take the credit.

Itʼs a billion-dollar illustration of the selflessness of parenting.

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Saturday, December 8th, 2018 Alive 17,392 days

Totally not a scratching post

Santa dropped off a present for the Annie and Henri today. Hopefully they donʼt figure out what it is.

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Friday, October 5th, 2018 Alive 17,328 days

Whatʼs left of Santa Claus, Arizona

Welcome to Santa Claus, Arizona. Amazingly this isnʼt the first abandoned theme park Darcieʼs sniffed out in the desert. But if youʼre interested, the entire town, including the remains of the theme park, is for sale.

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