He ainʼt heavy, heʼs my Santa
Friday, December 8th, 2023 Alive 19,218 days
Apparently Jesus hired Santa to enforce the strip mall no skateboarding rule.
Apparently Jesus hired Santa to enforce the strip mall no skateboarding rule.
The lease for my new apartment is very long, but I read the entire document anyway.
It turns out that I am not allowed to let my cat smoke a hookah in the freight elevator.First thing on my to-do list once Iʼm settled: Buy a cat-sized hookah.