Blathr Wayne Lorentz

No one ever died on Bargain Hunt.

Hereʼs my million dollar idea.

Iʼll open an antiques store in the Cotswolds called ”Everything is five pounds.”

Which means that everything either costs £5.00, or weighs five pounds.

So if I have a knackered silver-plate vesta case, that would cost £5.00.

But if after a rummage in a skip, if I found one that I was really chuffed about, I would put it in a box with a brick, and charge £85.00 because the package as a whole weighs five pounds.

My slogan would be “I have no idea what I have.”

An avocado green National Panasonic radio made for the 1970 Kyoto Worldʼs Fair.

• Buy a working model from fleaBay for $100
• Or get one from the antiques store and use Wayneʼs Fix-Em-Up Service for $17

I found a box of blank tapes in an antiques store.

I bought them since I, too, am an antique.