Itʼs probably already done
Saturday, February 25th, 2023 Alive 18,932 days
Hereʼs my million-dollar idea:
Open a Hallmark store on a cruise ship.
- Birthday cards: $30
- Anniversary cards: $50
- “Honey, she meant nothing to me” cards: $100
Hereʼs my million-dollar idea:
Open a Hallmark store on a cruise ship.
Hereʼs my million dollar idea.
Iʼll open an antiques store in the Cotswolds called ”Everything is five pounds.”
Which means that everything either costs £5.00, or weighs five pounds.
So if I have a knackered silver-plate vesta case, that would cost £5.00.
But if after a rummage in a skip, if I found one that I was really chuffed about, I would put it in a box with a brick, and charge £85.00 because the package as a whole weighs five pounds.
My slogan would be “I have no idea what I have.”
Today I saw Darcie using the wet Swiffer mop thing to clean the kitchen counters.
She's either mad, or a genius, or a mad genius.