BlathrWayne Lorentz

Real estate developers are always talking about how their properties should be put to their “highest and best” use. And yet, they keep ending up as strip malls and parking lots, instead of homeless shelters, community gardens, and elementary schools.

Sometimes I think I should sell my house.

I wonder what the landlady would think of that.

If your Halloween decorations bring down the neighborʼs property value, youʼre doing it right.

This is what happens when real estate developers run out of names.

“Yeah, hello, Pizza Hut guy? Yeah, take a left on Spiced Butter Rum, then a right on Macadamia Nut, then a left on Frapuccino… *click* Hello?”