Blathr Wayne Lorentz

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Saturday, March 18th, 2023 Alive 18,953 days

Real estate developers are always talking about how their properties should be put to their “highest and best” use. And yet, they keep ending up as strip malls and parking lots, instead of homeless shelters, community gardens, and elementary schools.

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Tuesday, February 12th, 2019 Alive 17,458 days

Sometimes I think I should sell my house.

I wonder what the landlady would think of that.

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Tuesday, October 30th, 2018 Alive 17,353 days

If your Halloween decorations bring down the neighborʼs property value, youʼre doing it right.

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Saturday, August 11th, 2018 Alive 17,273 days

A map of a portion of Las Vegas, Nevada

This is what happens when real estate developers run out of names.

“Yeah, hello, Pizza Hut guy? Yeah, take a left on Spiced Butter Rum, then a right on Macadamia Nut, then a left on Frapuccino… *click* Hello?”

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