Somehow, I donʼt think this is right.
The tech industry would benefit from ditching “Move fast and break things” and segueing into “Attention to detail is a sign of quality.”
Showing blathrs with the tag “Adobe.”
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_Adobe_FAIL_
Tuesday, August 22nd, 2023 Alive 19,110 days
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Performance anxiety
Wednesday, March 29th, 2023 Alive 18,964 days
Me: “Oh, cool, my new work computer has a battery that lasts all day!”
Adobe Creative Cloud: “Hold my beer…”
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Atlantic City can't get a break
Friday, August 19th, 2022 Alive 18,742 days
Looking for a fine collection of photos depicting Mozambique, Italy, Japan, and the Middle East? Just search Adobe Stock for “Atlantic City, New Jersey.”
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“Try to look like you're on skag”
Friday, July 29th, 2022 Alive 18,721 days
Have you ever noticed that if you search for “doctor patient vaccine” in Adobe Stock, 90% of the fake doctors injecting their fake patients are using the same technique that a junkie uses to mainline skag? Have these photographers never received any kind of vaccine ever in their lives?
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There are alternatives
Monday, June 17th, 2019 Alive 17,583 days
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Sunday, February 24th, 2019 Alive 17,470 days
When I load photos of Valley of Fire into programs like Lightroom, they automatically crank the color down 15 notches because the programmers at Adobe in Seattle canʼt conceive of a place that isnʼt as humid and grey as where they live.
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