Somehow, I donʼt think this is right.
The tech industry would benefit from ditching “Move fast and break things” and segueing into “Attention to detail is a sign of quality.”
Me: “Oh, cool, my new work computer has a battery that lasts all day!”
Adobe Creative Cloud: “Hold my beer…”
Looking for a fine collection of photos depicting Mozambique, Italy, Japan, and the Middle East? Just search Adobe Stock for “Atlantic City, New Jersey.”
Have you ever noticed that if you search for “doctor patient vaccine” in Adobe Stock, 90% of the fake doctors injecting their fake patients are using the same technique that a junkie uses to mainline skag? Have these photographers never received any kind of vaccine ever in their lives?
When I load photos of Valley of Fire into programs like Lightroom, they automatically crank the color down 15 notches because the programmers at Adobe in Seattle canʼt conceive of a place that isnʼt as humid and grey as where they live.