BlathrWayne Lorentz

Tech people know that search is hard. But itʼs not this hard.

A search for “Cheddar cheese” at H.E.B. shouldnʼt show me mascara.

I guess that by “America,” Duckduckgo thinks I mean “India.”

Some day I hope to live in a world where search engines search for what I ask, and not for what they feel like showing me.

“Search is hard,” the tech bubble constantly says.

Itʼs not this hard.

I searched Amazon.com for “easel.”

One of these things is not like the others.

I donʼt often have nice things to say about Google, but Iʼd like to thank Big G for playing along today.