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Monday, March 15th, 2021 Alive 18,220 days

I accidentally called a fax machine today.

If you thought the shriek in your ears was bad in the 90ʼs, itʼs even worse today, drilling into your brain through a set of AirPods!

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Noise complaint

Monday, October 12th, 2020 Alive 18,066 days

I always feel bad for Harley-Davidson owners. Their motorcycles are always so loud, since they canʼt afford to get them fixed. I wonder what it is about being poor that draws you to one particular brand.

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Thatʼs why the chairs suck now

Sunday, June 16th, 2019 Alive 17,582 days

Remember when Starbucks used to pride itself on its carefully curated selection of music?

Now itʼs like playing crap is its latest way to keep people from relaxing in-store, and to just hand over their money at the drive through.

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