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Thursday, January 10th, 2019 Alive 17,425 days

Mastadon under glass

Joe: Hey, Sam, I found a mastodon in my backyard. What should we do with it?

Sam: Letʼs put it in a glass box and charge people a nickel to see it!

Joe: Sounds good!

And thatʼs pretty much what happened.

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