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Friday, February 15th, 2019 Alive 17,461 days

George Bushʼs clothing receipt

I went to the store tonight to buy a shirt. Hereʼs what happened at the register:

Lady: Can I have your phone number?

Me: 202-456-1414

Lady: …punches number into register… Are you George?

Me: Sure, why not.

Lady: Is your name “George?”

Me: I donʼt give out my phone number. Thatʼs the number for the White House switchboard.

Lady: It says youʼre George Bush.

Me: Iʼm OK with that.

Lady: …sigh…

I guess someone else is running the same gag.

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