Friday, February 15th, 2019 Alive 17,461 days
I went to the store tonight to buy a shirt. Hereʼs what happened at the register:
Lady: Can I have your phone number?
Me: 202-456-1414
Lady: …punches number into register… Are you George?
Me: Sure, why not.
Lady: Is your name “George?”
Me: I donʼt give out my phone number. Thatʼs the number for the White House switchboard.
Lady: It says youʼre George Bush.
Me: Iʼm OK with that.
Lady: …sigh…
I guess someone else is running the same gag.