Smells the same
Thursday, May 4th, 2023 Alive 19,000 days
“Budget Waste?” I didnʼt even know the legislature was in town this week.
Showing blathrs with the tag “Humor.”
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Bean and cheese
Thursday, March 30th, 2023 Alive 18,965 days
What did one burrito say to the other burrito?
“Aaaaahh! Oh, holy shit! A talking burrito! Aaaaahh!”
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A couple of floaters
Tuesday, March 7th, 2023 Alive 18,942 days
Buoy One: “I'm tired from all this waving.”
Buoy Two: “Yeah, it takes atoll.”
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Saturday, January 12th, 2019 Alive 17,427 days
Death Valley is kind of a schist hole.
Darcie hates that joke.
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Saturday, January 12th, 2019 Alive 17,427 days
This motel is appealing. Itʼs also a-cracking and a-crumbling.
Darcie hates that joke.
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Saturday, January 12th, 2019 Alive 17,427 days
I once suggested we frame Darcieʼs underpants and hang them on the wall. But she didnʼt like the idea until she saw it just now. I guess Darcieʼs just a late bloomer.
She hates that joke.
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Saturday, January 12th, 2019 Alive 17,427 days
When I heard that California legalized pot, I knew I couldnʼt stop Darcie.
She hates that joke.
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Saturday, January 12th, 2019 Alive 17,427 days
Darcie bought a new necklace to match the one she has on. Her old necklace is Navajo silver. Her new necklace is Hi-Ho silver.
Darcie hates that joke.
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Saturday, January 12th, 2019 Alive 17,427 days
I wanted to take Darcie horseback riding, but she wonʼt go because she didnʼt pack her ranch dressing.
Darcie hates that joke.
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Wednesday, June 20th, 2018 Alive 17,221 days
Saw this while reading some Google documentation today:
Values equal to or greater than 1 will be ignored, and a value of 0 will completely shut your piehole.
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