Sunday, August 26th, 2018 Alive 17,288 days
Irony: The lady at Whole Foods pontificating about the horrors of genetically modified food, while holding a chorkie.
At least the dog knows it wonʼt get eaten.
Blathring in August, 2018.
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Friday, August 24th, 2018 Alive 17,286 days
Relaxing, retro style.
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Friday, August 24th, 2018 Alive 17,286 days
While I appreciate the vacuum cleaner putting in extra effort while I’m at work, the nearest cliff is like a half a mile away.
Itʼs going to have to find its own ride home.
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Thursday, August 23rd, 2018 Alive 17,285 days
Hugs are gluten-free. However, they often contain nuts.
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Saturday, August 18th, 2018 Alive 17,280 days
I guess the Navajo Nation is going to buy back Arizona one $350 beer at a time.
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Sunday, August 12th, 2018 Alive 17,274 days
Wikipedia has 1,408 words about historical inaccuracies in the children's television show F-Troop.
This is what's wrong with the intarwebs.
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Saturday, August 11th, 2018 Alive 17,273 days
This is what happens when real estate developers run out of names.
“Yeah, hello, Pizza Hut guy? Yeah, take a left on Spiced Butter Rum, then a right on Macadamia Nut, then a left on Frapuccino… *click* Hello?”
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♫ Mapmaker Mapmaker, make me a map ♫
Friday, August 10th, 2018 Alive 17,272 days
I feel like I should feel bad about maxing eight cores for 10 days straight. But when you gotta render maps, you gotta render maps!
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Thursday, August 9th, 2018 Alive 17,271 days
I was reading a magazine and looked at the top of the page to see what time it is.
Iʼm a slave to technology.
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