Blathr Wayne Lorentz

I have one of the Imitation of Life CDs that was sent to radio stations in early 2001 just before R.E.M. released the album. Today I noticed that the leaflet inside states:

I'm so glad that music industry lawyers are getting addressing the problem of Martian music bootleggers.

Me: “Hey, Siri, stop the music.”

Siri: “Sorry, Wayne. I'm unable to stop.”

Really? It's only R.E.M. It's not like you can dance to it.

You might be in a college town if…