Blathr Wayne Lorentz

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Friday, August 5th, 2022 Alive 18,728 days

Me: “Man, remember how V.C.R.'s used to blink 12:00 all the time after the power went out? That was awful.”

My KitchenAid microwave oven: “Hold my beer...”

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Shitʼs on fire, yo

Saturday, December 19th, 2020 Alive 18,134 days

I miss having Darcie around to dote on so I can pretend that my real life doesnʼt exist.

Sheʼs still at work, so Iʼm baking her a cake right now. Iʼll probably burn it, like I did with the last cake. And the cupcakes. And the pumpkin pies at Thanksgiving. Baking is not my thing.

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Oh, nuts

Thursday, November 26th, 2020 Alive 18,111 days

A nutmeg splooted in an unbaked pumpkin pie

Grating fresh nutmeg on the pumpkin pie before baking it seemed like a good idea, until the nut fell in.

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