BlathrWayne Lorentz

Showing blathrs with the tag “Work.”

Zoom excuses

Monday, April 17th, 2023 Alive 18,983 days

Guys, I gotta go. The cat just barfed on my computer plug.

The magic of work-from-home.

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You do that

Tuesday, December 28th, 2021 Alive 18,508 days

The roof of The Star

I shall work here today.

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Monday, November 12th, 2018 Alive 17,366 days

A cockroach on the wall at work

One of the bugs in my code has escaped, and is crawling up the wall.

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Thursday, November 8th, 2018 Alive 17,362 days

Itʼs open enrollment season again, so I went to a benefits seminar at work. Thatʼs where I learned that we have a party monkey benefit.

You have to actually pay for the monkey, but one of our employee benefits is a service that delivers rental monkeys. It's part of the stress reduction package.

Darcie is going to have the best birthday ever.

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Wednesday, November 7th, 2018 Alive 17,361 days

A woman caught by a bush

If youʼre fleeing from the police, donʼt try to hide under the bush in front of my office window. Because when the cops catch up to you and you try to run, your purse will get snagged on the branches, and no amount of texting will keep you from being frogmarched down to the curb in handcuffs.

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Tuesday, November 6th, 2018 Alive 17,360 days

My desk

Christmas in the cubicle.

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Friday, October 19th, 2018 Alive 17,342 days

Does it count as being “late” for work if the door to the building is blocked by cops frisking a lady?

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Friday, August 31st, 2018 Alive 17,293 days

A hasty review

Sometimes I feel bad for the people who have to work with me.

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