On the left: 16 ounces of Wonderful® pistachios, purchased at Whole Foods for $10.79.
On the right: 16 ounces of Wonderful® pistachios, purchased at H.E.B. for $8.49.
Same amount of nuts. The only differences are the price and the size of the bag.
The Costa Coffee machine at Whole Foods is broken. Again. I've been to this particular Whole Foods in Midtown Houston nine times. The coffee machine has only been online and functional once.
It's either bad timing for me, or a bad machine from Costa. Either way, it's bad news for Whole Foods.
If you ever want to know what the inside of an automatic barista machine looks like, just head to Whole Foods in Midtown Houston. Thereʼs a good chance itʼs inner mechanism is open and available for you to examine.
Iʼm not sure how many times Iʼve been to this Whole Foods store — maybe a dozen times — and the coffee machine has never been working.
Every time I go, thereʼs a repairman busy tinkering with it. Which seems like quite a coincidence. Either Costa Coffee has an employee whose job is to repair this one machine full-time, or thereʼs something about me going to Whole Foods that causes the machine to kill itself.
Wanna start a fist fight in Whole Foods?
When Rando McFreedumb asks you why youʼre still wearing a mask, look him in the eye and say, “Because Iʼm better than you.”
I donʼt think Iʼm welcome back at that Whole Foods.
Dear Whole Foods,
450 Americans died of COVID-19 yesterday. Why has my local store stopped requiring people to wear masks?
Itʼs still the law here. Everything is not better. People are still getting sick and dying. What I saw today is not OK.
Please comply with the law.
If Amazon.com canʼt keep Whole Foods running, what chance do I have?
Irony: The lady at Whole Foods pontificating about the horrors of genetically modified food, while holding a chorkie.
At least the dog knows it wonʼt get eaten.