BlathrWayne Lorentz

Showing blathrs with the tag “U.S. Postal Service.”

Youʼll play pretend miniature golf tomorrow

Monday, November 7th, 2022 Alive 18,822 days

An unwelcome delivery update

“No Access to Delivery location” is Postal Service for “There was a big Astros World Series parade in the way, so the mailman went home.”

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Saturday, April 10th, 2021 Alive 18,246 days

Today I learned that the USPS delivers at least 20,000 pieces of mail each year by horse.

I am privileged to have been several times to a U.S. Post Office with a hitching rail for horses.

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Fails to deliver

Wednesday, May 27th, 2020 Alive 17,928 days

Part of an e-mail from the U.S. Postal Service with no way to respond

How do you keep your customer follow-ups down and your “satisfaction” metrics up? By not giving people a way to contact you!

If people canʼt complain, thereʼs no complaints, right? It works for the U.S. Postal Service.

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