Blathr Wayne Lorentz

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Close enough

Thursday, December 8th, 2022 Alive 18,853 days

A crushed package

I guess the “square peg in a round hole” test isn't part of the mailman aptitude exam.

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Youʼll play pretend miniature golf tomorrow

Monday, November 7th, 2022 Alive 18,822 days

An unwelcome delivery update

“No Access to Delivery location” is Postal Service for “There was a big Astros World Series parade in the way, so the mailman went home.”

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Saturday, April 10th, 2021 Alive 18,246 days

Today I learned that the USPS delivers at least 20,000 pieces of mail each year by horse.

I am privileged to have been several times to a U.S. Post Office with a hitching rail for horses.

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Fails to deliver

Wednesday, May 27th, 2020 Alive 17,928 days

Part of an e-mail from the U.S. Postal Service with no way to respond

How do you keep your customer follow-ups down and your “satisfaction” metrics up? By not giving people a way to contact you!

If people canʼt complain, thereʼs no complaints, right? It works for the U.S. Postal Service.

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