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Good idea

Tuesday, January 19th, 2021 Alive 18,165 days

Annie inspecting our supplies

“I see youʼre got enough toilet paper to last for the rest of the year. How about stocking up on kitty treats? The good stuff, none of this house-brand Safeway crap.”

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Monday, January 4th, 2021 Alive 18,150 days

“The store only has red Charmin, and not the blue? Thatʼs OK, Iʼll wait till next time,” said no one after March, 2020.

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Try a goldendoodle

Friday, March 13th, 2020 Alive 17,853 days

People who donʼt understand stocking up on toilet paper must be people who have never have been stuck inside for a couple of days because of a snowstorm.

Attention, California: You canʼt wipe your butt with your fashion accessory chihuahua.

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Monday, July 9th, 2018 Alive 17,240 days

Taco Bell makes me happy that Darcie insists I buy the good, fluffy toilet paper.

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