“Giant inflatable novelty pool sharks? Aisle 19."
Showing blathrs with the tag “Supermarkets.”
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Youʼre gonna need a bigger ladder
Tuesday, May 18th, 2021 Alive 18,284 days
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Monday, January 4th, 2021 Alive 18,150 days
“The store only has red Charmin, and not the blue? Thatʼs OK, Iʼll wait till next time,” said no one after March, 2020.
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Sunday, January 3rd, 2021 Alive 18,149 days
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Could you buy a gun, too?
Saturday, January 4th, 2020 Alive 17,784 days
I just came out of a Smithʼs-branded Kroger supermarket.
It has vaping supplies, marijuana smoking supplies, a casino, and more aisles of alcohol than it does food.
You stay classy, Kroger.
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You donʼt want to know
Monday, September 23rd, 2019 Alive 17,681 days
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2211 North Rampart Boulevard, Las Vegas
Saturday, September 21st, 2019 Alive 17,679 days
Whatʼs trashier than a couple of Smithʼs checkout girls talking about how high theyʼre going to get after work?
When one of them closes the lane youʼre standing in and tells the other that sheʼs going on break so she can smoke some weed.
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Saturday, June 30th, 2018 Alive 17,231 days
…at least he learned how to make bread in prison.
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Saturday, June 30th, 2018 Alive 17,231 days
Woman: “It’s just bread.”
Man: “You’re just bread.”
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Sunday, May 27th, 2018 Alive 17,197 days
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