Hope is that human condition that compels us to continue eating barren Cool Ranch Dorito after barren Cool Ranch Dorito, just in case the next chip out of the bag is one of the five lucky chips that are laden with the seasonings promised in the picture on the outside of the bag.
Hope makes you fat
Thursday, October 27th, 2022 Alive 18,811 days
“Thanksmas?”
Tuesday, September 27th, 2022 Alive 18,781 days

An object can be both well done, and not good at the same time. To wit: “Holiday Stuffing” favor potato chips from H.E.B.
The San Antonio supermarket chain has leapfrogged pumpkin spice season and landed firmly in the fuzzy, nostalgic quagmire of Thanksmas season.
Opening the bag, I took my usual deep breath of snackmosphere to preview what was ahead, and I nearly gagged. It really does smell very much like Stove-Top stuffing. It also tastes more like stuffing than a lot of brandsʼ actual boxed stuffing does these days.
So H.E.B. gets an A+ for execution, because when someone said “make stuffing-flavored potato chips,” someone else made it happen. But as food goes, itʼs just not good, because when you eat it, you expect one thing and get another.
Iʼll still finish the bag, though. And let the “Holiday” term slide because stuffing is traditional for both Christmas and Thanksgiving.
For your pleasure
Saturday, September 24th, 2022 Alive 18,778 days
A fat-free, salt-free, sugar-free snack
Monday, May 23rd, 2022 Alive 18,654 days
You got any Chipwiches?
Sunday, December 12th, 2021 Alive 18,492 days
Burning calories
Sunday, November 21st, 2021 Alive 18,471 days
Good enough for owls
Friday, June 18th, 2021 Alive 18,315 days

No beating around the bush. I will just plainly state right here that Wise potato chips are the best potato chips on the planet.
Every once in a long while something goes terribly wrong with the universe and a black hole opens up, depositing Wise potato chips at a store near where I live. They are the potato bomb.
While most other potato chips aspire to be like Layʼs potato chips, these are the chips that Layʼs aspires to emulate.
The only problem is that theyʼre hard to come by if you donʼt live back east. And occasionally youʼll get a weird, shriveled green potato chip. But I eat those, too.
How about some free shipping next time?
Saturday, March 27th, 2021 Alive 18,232 days
Tuesday, October 9th, 2018 Alive 17,332 days
Friday, September 21st, 2018 Alive 17,314 days
Tuesday, July 3rd, 2018 Alive 17,234 days
I ate so many Doritos when I was a teen-ager that I may die, but Iʼll never decompose.