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Showing blathrs with the tag “Show me….”

Sunday, February 26th, 2023 Alive 18,933 days

Show me a king who can tell a joke, and Iʼll show you a noble gas.

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Friday, February 24th, 2023 Alive 18,931 days

Show me a bunch of portals that can play jazz, and Iʼll show you some swinging doors.

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Thursday, February 23rd, 2023 Alive 18,930 days

Show me secondary education for our finned friends, and Iʼll show you a school of fish.

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Sunday, February 19th, 2023 Alive 18,926 days

Show me a painting of a Mingo County moonshiner, and Iʼll show you a still life.

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Saturday, February 18th, 2023 Alive 18,925 days

Show me a group of people making fun of a country singer to his face, and Iʼll show you Kenny Rogers Roasters.

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You say potato…

Thursday, February 9th, 2023 Alive 18,916 days

Show me an ordinary spud, and Iʼll show you a commentator.

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That joke stinks

Friday, February 3rd, 2023 Alive 18,910 days

Show me a green onion that can rhyme, and I'll show you a rapscallion.

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