That would do it
Friday, April 15th, 2022 Alive 18,616 days
How to get yourself un-invited from future gatherings at One Park Plaza:
“Hey, did you know your pool is shaped like a penis?”
Showing blathrs with the tag “Pools.”
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Use your noodle
Tuesday, September 14th, 2021 Alive 18,403 days
They threw the deck chairs into the pool at Market Square Tower to keep them from blowing away in the storm.
They hung the pool over the public sidewalk because they like to tempt fate.
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It's killing the jasmine
Sunday, September 15th, 2019 Alive 17,673 days
My neighborʼs in-ground pool seems to be leaking.
Weʼre on a hill, and their house is about five feet higher than mine, with a cement block wall dividing their elevated yard from my lower yard.
Thereʼs a slow trickle of water coming through the block wall.
Itʼs kind of nice, like a free tranquil burbling water feature. Iʼm sure Charlie Dimmock would approve.
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Saturday, January 12th, 2019 Alive 17,427 days
30° air. 105° pool. And thereʼs more minerals in the spring-fed pool than in the rocks they built the hotel with.
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