Blathr Wayne Lorentz

I watched Itʼs the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown tonight. I never noticed before that when they go trick-or-treating, all of the Peanuts kids are wearing rubber gloves.

I really should stop this tomfoolery. But I also want to find out if sheʼs dumb enough to get her head stuck in a peanut can.

You should never feel bad about the car you drive. Unless you drive this.

Then even the Wienermobile is laughing.

Charlie Brownʼs kite-eating tree has developed an appetite for hats.

I ordered Planters cocktail peanuts from Amazon Fresh. It arrived in bubble wrap, instead of packing peanuts.

Seems like an opportunity missed.