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Our of your cotton pickinʼ mind

Saturday, August 26th, 2023 Alive 19,114 days

Cotton plants

One of my local nurseries is selling cotton. Next year, Iʼm totally growing to grow my own pants.

A cotton plant for sale
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Wednesday, October 24th, 2018 Alive 17,347 days

A serious pants question

Itʼs been 20 years, and Darcie still frequently guesses wrong if Iʼm joking or if Iʼm serious.

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