Blathr Wayne Lorentz

If your beauty pageant has replaced the swimsuit competition with an animal slaughtering competition, you may live on the Big Rez.

Coffee and seven newspapers (thereʼs a Chicago Catholic under there somewhere). My day is set.

Saw this graphic in the Navajo Times today. It says not to make a COVID mask out of leather or coffee filters. I had no idea this was a problem.

This is what it looks like when kids on the Big Rez have to do school-from-home.

If arming dinosaurs with massive hypodermic needles makes getting a flu shot less scary for kids, then I guess I donʼt understand kids.

Today I learned that a sheep is three feet long.