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Could you buy a gun, too?

Saturday, January 4th, 2020 Alive 17,784 days

I just came out of a Smithʼs-branded Kroger supermarket.

It has vaping supplies, marijuana smoking supplies, a casino, and more aisles of alcohol than it does food.

You stay classy, Kroger.

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2211 North Rampart Boulevard, Las Vegas

Saturday, September 21st, 2019 Alive 17,679 days

Whatʼs trashier than a couple of Smithʼs checkout girls talking about how high theyʼre going to get after work?

When one of them closes the lane youʼre standing in and tells the other that sheʼs going on break so she can smoke some weed.

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Sunday, January 20th, 2019 Alive 17,435 days

Iʼve noticed an increase in empty shelves and lack of product choices at Target, Safeway, and Kroger stores over the last six months.

Itʼs starting to look a little Soviet out there.

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Saturday, June 30th, 2018 Alive 17,231 days

…at least he learned how to make bread in prison.

— Some random person in the bread aisle at Kroger
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Saturday, June 30th, 2018 Alive 17,231 days

Woman: “It’s just bread.”

Man: “You’re just bread.”

— Random couple in the bread aisle at Kroger
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Sunday, May 27th, 2018 Alive 17,197 days

A bad deal at Kroger

Hmmm… $1.50 each, or two for $5.00?

This is why the nuns pounded fractions into our heads in elementary school. So we wouldnʼt get ripped off by Kroger.

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