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Itʼs probably already done

Saturday, February 25th, 2023 Alive 18,932 days

Hereʼs my million-dollar idea:

Open a Hallmark store on a cruise ship.

  • Birthday cards: $30
  • Anniversary cards: $50
  • “Honey, she meant nothing to me” cards: $100
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Halmark is a spammer

Friday, April 30th, 2021 Alive 18,266 days

A screenshot of my opting out of Hallmarkʼs spam campaign, which it chose to ignore

Hallmark took my e-mail address “for [my] receipt.” I even took a screenshot just in case it lied. Which it did.

I now get spam from Hallmark at the unique e-mail address I set up for this Hallmark order.

Hallmark cannot be trusted.

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Six feet? No problem!

Wednesday, February 24th, 2021 Alive 18,201 days

At the Hallmark store today there was an announcement reminding customers to stay six feet apart.

When has a Hallmark store ever had enough customers to make this a concern?

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