Youʼre not my mom Friday, October 29th, 2021 Alive 18,448 days An iPhone telling me that Iʼm unsteady I think this is Siriʼs passive-aggressive way of telling me Iʼm drunk. 1 DrunkHealthSiriTechiOSOctober2021All tags
Thursday, July 26th, 2018 Alive 17,257 days A sleeping coffee machine If the coffee machine falls asleep at work, what chance do I have? 1 CoffeeDrunkMachinesSleepJuly2018All tags
