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Whatʼs the number?

Tuesday, January 28th, 2020 Alive 17,808 days

An ad for women in suits who will scrub out your dog pee

If you get flyers stuck to your front door advertising a service to clean the dog pee off of the rocks and AstroTurf in your yard, you may live in the desert.

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You donʼt have a dog

Thursday, December 19th, 2019 Alive 17,768 days

Protip: Try to hold your farts until you feed the dog. Few people can smell a fart over the stench of dog food, and if anyone says anything, you can still blame the dog.

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Pairs with dog food

Sunday, November 24th, 2019 Alive 17,743 days

Starbucks letting us know its favorite customers lick their own buttholes

Things like this are why self-absorbed attention seekers think itʼs OK to bring their pets into Starbucks.

Protip: If it doesnʼt use a toilet, it doesnʼt belong in a place that serves food.

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Make it so

Thursday, November 22nd, 2018 Alive 17,376 days

Picard face palm

Watching the dog show on NBC, there's a dog named Jean-Luc Picard.

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Sunday, August 26th, 2018 Alive 17,288 days

Irony: The lady at Whole Foods pontificating about the horrors of genetically modified food, while holding a chorkie.

At least the dog knows it wonʼt get eaten.

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