Try to hold your farts until you feed the dog. Few people can smell a fart over the stench of dog food, and if anyone says anything, you can still blame the dog.
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You donʼt have a dog
Thursday, December 19th, 2019 Alive 17,768 days
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Pairs with dog food
Sunday, November 24th, 2019 Alive 17,743 days
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Saturday, January 5th, 2019 Alive 17,420 days
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Make it so
Thursday, November 22nd, 2018 Alive 17,376 days
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Sunday, August 26th, 2018 Alive 17,288 days
Irony: The lady at Whole Foods pontificating about the horrors of genetically modified food, while holding a chorkie.
At least the dog knows it wonʼt get eaten.
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