BlathrWayne Lorentz

If you get flyers stuck to your front door advertising a service to clean the dog pee off of the rocks and AstroTurf in your yard, you may live in the desert.

Try to hold your farts until you feed the dog. Few people can smell a fart over the stench of dog food, and if anyone says anything, you can still blame the dog.

Things like this are why self-absorbed attention seekers think itʼs OK to bring their pets into Starbucks.

If it doesnʼt use a toilet, it doesnʼt belong in a place that serves food.

I guess if I never take pictures of dogs, my phone has no reference point to work from.

Perhaps it thinks “Dog = ugly cat.”

Watching the dog show on NBC, there's a dog named Jean-Luc Picard.

Irony: The lady at Whole Foods pontificating about the horrors of genetically modified food, while holding a chorkie.

At least the dog knows it wonʼt get eaten.