Blathr Wayne Lorentz

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He can keep the remote

Thursday, March 9th, 2023 Alive 18,944 days

A towel in the shape of a sea monster

I think the daily towel-in-the-shape-of-an-animal is a cute gimmick. But Iʼm not sure that “sea monster” is the best choice on a cruise ship.

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Itʼs probably already done

Saturday, February 25th, 2023 Alive 18,932 days

Hereʼs my million-dollar idea:

Open a Hallmark store on a cruise ship.

  • Birthday cards: $30
  • Anniversary cards: $50
  • “Honey, she meant nothing to me” cards: $100
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