BlathrWayne Lorentz

In order to get the cable company to stop calling me trying to sell me TV service, last month I told Cox that Iʼm blind.

Now my internet bill comes in Braille.

The cable is out. Itʼs not like thereʼs a presidential election going on and I might want to watch CNN or anything.

Good thing I also have an over-the-air antenna. CBS News, here I come.

When your internet providerʼs web site is borked…

Naturally, the bill payment section works. But only the bill payment section.