BlathrWayne Lorentz

Hereʼs my million dollar idea.

Iʼll open an antiques store in the Cotswolds called ”Everything is five pounds.”

Which means that everything either costs £5.00, or weighs five pounds.

So if I have a knackered silver-plate vesta case, that would cost £5.00.

But if after a rummage in a skip, if I found one that I was really chuffed about, I would put it in a box with a brick, and charge £85.00 because the package as a whole weighs five pounds.

My slogan would be “I have no idea what I have.”

An avocado green National Panasonic radio made for the 1970 Kyoto Worldʼs Fair.

• Buy a working model from fleaBay for $100
• Or get one from the antiques store and use Wayneʼs Fix-Em-Up Service for $17

I found a box of blank tapes in an antiques store.

I bought them since I, too, am an antique.