If your electric company promotes itself with the slogan “Giddy Up!” you might be in Texas.
And if you trust something as important as electricity to a company that promotes itself with the slogan “Giddy Up!” you get what you deserve.
Why is Lionel Richie dressed like Whereʼs Waldo?
Hallmark took my e-mail address “for [my] receipt.” I even took a screenshot just in case it lied. Which it did.
I now get spam from Hallmark at the unique e-mail address I set up for this Hallmark order.
Hallmark cannot be trusted.
I just saw an ad on TV for working at Amazon.com.
A woman said something like, “I joined Amazon to improve kids education.” What thought process was that?
“I want to help children… I know, Iʼll work at a company that sells fake Chinese diapers!”
Dear MiracleGro,
If you wonder why your ad in the New York Times didnʼt result in many sales, itʼs probably because people were put off by the three pop-ups you forced on them when they scanned your QR code.
You must not need customers.
I tried to watch mass from Saint Patrickʼs Cathedral in New York today. Itʼs on YouTube.
Google put 6½ minutes of ads at the front, plus sixteen commercial breaks inside the 50-minute mass. Thereʼs an illustration of how greedy Google and the rest of Silicon Valley is.
Next time Iʼll listen to it on the radio.
I just slogged through an episode of Good Eats: The Return on Food Network Go.
There were 26 commercials for just two recipes!
I hope Alton Brown got a new car out of it, since I had to watch the same Enterprise Rent-a-Car commercial seven times in a row in one break.
Iʼm glad the election is over. Now we can stop seeing those terrible political ads and watch the even worse lawyer ads instead.
Darcie: Have you been using my phone?
Me: Why?
Darcie: All my ads have changed.
Me: I Googled “astronaut diapers.”