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Showing blathrs with the tag “A Christmas Story.”

You canʼt unsee it

Saturday, December 16th, 2023 Alive 19,226 days

Marauding mimes descend on the Midwest in this clip from the film A Christmas Story

Like millions of Americans, I watch A Christmas Story once a year. But it wasnʼt until today that I realized that when Ralph fantasizes about being Red Ryder, heʼs defending his home from a gang of mimes.

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It says so on the box

Saturday, January 9th, 2021 Alive 18,155 days

A fragile box

A box arrived for my wife today. Itʼs marked fra-gee-lay. It must be Italian.

I wonder if Italians are sick of that joke.

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Monday, December 24th, 2018 Alive 17,408 days

Ralphieʼs dad pointing out a mundang noodle

Closed captioning makes Ralphieʼs dadʼs swearing really awesome.

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