Blathr Wayne Lorentz

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Saturday, February 16th, 2019 Alive 17,462 days

In the street this afternoon:

Neighbor: Hi, Wayne!

Me: Hey, Peter. Been quiet around your place lately.

Peter: Yeah, we were visiting my mom.

Me: Yeah, Annie told me.

Peter: Isnʼt Annie your cat?

Me: Yeah.

Peter: You talk to your cat?

Me: No, that would be crazy. She talks to me.

Peter: …long pause… Well, I gotta go check on the kidsʼ homework now. See you later!

Darcie says things like this are why his family doesnʼt come to our door for trick-or-treat.

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