“I see youʼre got enough toilet paper to last for the rest of the year. How about stocking up on kitty treats? The good stuff, none of this house-brand Safeway crap.”
“The store only has red Charmin, and not the blue? Thatʼs OK, Iʼll wait till next time,” said no one after March, 2020.
People who donʼt understand stocking up on toilet paper must be people who have never have been stuck inside for a couple of days because of a snowstorm.
Attention, California: You canʼt wipe your butt with your fashion accessory chihuahua.
Taco Bell makes me happy that Darcie insists I buy the good, fluffy toilet paper.