Blathr Wayne Lorentz

Apparently Jesus hired Santa to enforce the strip mall no skateboarding rule.

It looks like this year we should be giving gifts to Santa.

I think the Santa side of Christmas deserves more examination.

We have created an entire season around parents giving gifts to their children, and then letting someone else take the credit.

Itʼs a billion-dollar illustration of the selflessness of parenting.

Santa dropped off a present for the Annie and Henri today. Hopefully they donʼt figure out what it is.

Welcome to Santa Claus, Arizona. Amazingly this isnʼt the first abandoned theme park Darcieʼs sniffed out in the desert. But if youʼre interested, the entire town, including the remains of the theme park, is for sale.