Tuesday, August 28th, 2018 Alive 17,290 days
Day 8: itʼs now a smoking couch
Day 8: itʼs now a smoking couch
Day 4: 11:30am - That moment when you realize that the couch in your living room is less comfortable than a couch discarded along the side of the road
Day 4: 8am. After a good nightʼs rest the couch is ready for another day.
Day 4: 8:15am - Iʼll just leave my baby stroller over there while I sit down on this abandoned couch by the side of the road and have a smoke.
Day 3: 3pm - Nobody has shown an interest in the couch all day. So I left a book on it to see what happens. Also it appears someone ate McNuggets on it overnight.
15 minutes later…
Day 2: 12pm - The healing power of Jesus allows the guy in the mobility scooter to heft the couch out of his way.
Day 2: 11am. A smart guy would have turned the couch the other way so he could get both shade and a comfy nap. Unless he thinks the couch is dirtier than the sidewalk.
Day two: 8am
And then there are days when you get to work and someoneʼs parked a couch outside your window.
15 minutes later…