Blathr Wayne Lorentz

I accidentally called a fax machine today.

If you thought the shriek in your ears was bad in the 90ʼs, itʼs even worse today, drilling into your brain through a set of AirPods!

I always feel bad for Harley-Davidson owners. Their motorcycles are always so loud, since they canʼt afford to get them fixed. I wonder what it is about being poor that draws you to one particular brand.

Remember when Starbucks used to pride itself on its carefully curated selection of music?

Now itʼs like playing crap is its latest way to keep people from relaxing in-store, and to just hand over their money at the drive through.