Itʼs probably already done
Saturday, February 25th, 2023 Alive 18,932 days
Hereʼs my million-dollar idea:
Open a Hallmark store on a cruise ship.
- Birthday cards: $30
- Anniversary cards: $50
- “Honey, she meant nothing to me” cards: $100
Showing blathrs with the tag “Million dollar idea.”
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Iʼm all sixes and sevens
Monday, October 17th, 2022 Alive 18,801 days
Hereʼs my million dollar idea.
Iʼll open an antiques store in the Cotswolds called ”Everything is five pounds.”
Which means that everything either costs £5.00, or weighs five pounds.
So if I have a knackered silver-plate vesta case, that would cost £5.00.
But if after a rummage in a skip, if I found one that I was really chuffed about, I would put it in a box with a brick, and charge £85.00 because the package as a whole weighs five pounds.
My slogan would be “I have no idea what I have.”
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Mrs. Clean
Tuesday, September 1st, 2020 Alive 18,025 days
Today I saw Darcie using the wet Swiffer mop thing to clean the kitchen counters.
She's either mad, or a genius, or a mad genius.
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