You grow fries, they grow you!
Saturday, August 26th, 2023 Alive 19,114 days
Today at Home Depot, I was surprised to find that you can buy french fry seeds.
Showing blathrs with the tag “McDonaldʼs.”
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Fool me once…
Monday, March 13th, 2023 Alive 18,948 days
McDonaldʼs worker: “What kind of sauce?”
Me: “Honey mustard.”
McDonaldʼs worker: Hands me spicy buffalo.
Me: “No, honey mustard.”
McDonaldʼs worker: Hands me hot picante.
Me: Walks away with my nuggets.
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Thursday, December 1st, 2022 Alive 18,846 days
The same train stop takes me to the cathedral for church, and to McDonaldʼs for McRibs.
I do not think this is a coincidence.
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Robble robble
Sunday, October 9th, 2022 Alive 18,793 days
Remember back when McDonaldʼs mascot was a convicted felon? Everyone knew it, and nobody cared.
Societyʼs tolerance and forgiveness has since been replaced by internet outrage.
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Worth it
Tuesday, November 16th, 2021 Alive 18,466 days
Is this the most ghetto McDonaldʼs in America? Letʼs look at the facts:
- The dining room exists, but is permanently closed to the public.
- Orders are taken through a makeshift window built into the side door.
- The makeshift order window is reinforced with steel diamond plate.
- Even the bushes have 10-foot-tall iron fences surrounding them.
- There are multiple signs encouraging customers to bring their firearms to the restaurant.
The things I do for a McRib.
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You want fries with that?
Thursday, July 12th, 2018 Alive 17,243 days
You can tell it’s fake news because there’s no way a hundred Americans have ordered a salad at McDonald’s.
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