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There's no porch light. Is she doing trick-or-treat?

Tuesday, September 20th, 2022 Alive18,774days

She's in there. Snoring.

Annie spends so much time sleeping in the closet that I decorated her front door for Halloween.

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She doesn't even have thumbs

Saturday, September 10th, 2022 Alive18,764days

Annie trying to use a TRS-80 Model 100

“Whadda ya mean there's no Facebook Messenger on this thing? I have to call my bookie to beat the spread!”

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Laser focused

Sunday, July 24th, 2022 Alive18,716days

Antoinette staring directly into your soul

I thought I was being all clever, using my phoneʼs camera flash to see what was making that noise in the dark.

It turns out, I donʼt want to know.

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