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Delivery headache

Tuesday, September 13th, 2022 Alive18,767days

I tried to track my PillPack delivery. I got this error message.

I guess this is what happens when I rely on the same company that sells me plastic adhesive googlie eyes 👀 👀 👀 to deliver my prescriptions.

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I understand that you understand

Friday, September 9th, 2022 Alive18,763days chatbot in action

I'm not sure where the chatbot picked up the phrase “Thank you for understanding here.” But, inspired by its gratefulness, I think Iʼll understand “over there” next.

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Seattle, we have a problem

Friday, September 9th, 2022 Alive18,763days

An error message

With half a trillion dollars to work with, this still happens to So, what chance do I have?

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Performing stability

Wednesday, August 10th, 2022 Alive18,733days

A list of meaningless status updates from eero

Vagueness is not a virtue. I can only imaging that the git commit history for Amazonʼs eero team looks like “Update,” “Update,” “Update,” “Update,” “Update.”

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It's not even Christmas yet

Wednesday, July 13th, 2022 Alive18,705days

A pile of packages

Thanks, Amazon. Ooh! Paper towels!

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Well, add something!

Friday, May 27th, 2022 Alive18,658days

Bad string handling in the app

It seems that my choices are to:

  • Add a credit or debit card
  • Add a credit or debit card
  • Add a personal checking account
  • or add a personal checking account

Maybe Iʼll enter my personal financial information later, when Amazon.comʼs system is a little more stable.

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